Rocky

I know e'ryone and their brother thinks their matriarchs are the best, and I don't know if that bandwagon is too full but I want to join in too! My momma, step-momma and gmas are totes amaze and I'm not afraid to say it. Each one of them has exemplified what it means to be a loving, caring, independent, creative and godly woman, and for that I will be forever grateful. These pictures aren't even including all my aunts, gmas and great-gmas, and for that I truly apologize. To all the women who helped shape who I am today and who have made my life what it is, thank you. Happy Mother's Day. PS Stay tuned for another mystery guest-blogger, coming soon!

The market value of my blog rose exponentially after Farrah's guest post, and if I were smart I would end on a high note and never blog again. There's no way I can compete with that and its a hard act to follow. So I am not going to try and compete. I will just continue with my low brow humor, subpar photography and grade-schoolesque writings and throw you a bone every once and a while with more guest posts. So stay tuned for those. So back to normal... (sorry). Mom: I can't find you on Instagram. Me: Because I don't have Instagram anymore. Mom: What?! Why don't you have Instagram?! (slightly annoyed/angry tone) Me: I don't know, it seems like a lot to juggle, between Facebook, my blog, Pinterest, LinkedIn... (trails off defensively) Mom: (sigh) Ok, well when you get an account look me and your sisters up and follow us. Days later... Farrah: Why am I all about Instagram right now? (looking at phone smiling) Me: (silently looking at ...